Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex. – Myth breaking porn today! We will teach you what they do in porn and what they do in sex. It’s something every man and woman should know and understand as it gives us all a fake way of looking at sex. This will hopefully help you understand the difference between sex and porn and know what’s real and what’s fake. – Remember to share this as much as you can and to comment what you think is real or fake about porn. – Mr Male Sex Toys Blog.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex:

A porn actress is paid to writhe around like a dog with worms. Although real woman are just as into sex as you guys, it takes a little more work and a lot more effort to please a woman in real life than it does in a porn movie. So that’s why today we’ve made this list of what’s right and what’s wrong in porn or sex, So Here´s why.

Foreplay.

Porn star:All this kissing and stroking and intimacy is boring! Great Grown-Up sex can only happen if you thrust your cock into my dry vagina and go from 0 to full penetration immediately! Now do it me harder even though my love juices are not flowing coz I am a porn star, I am not remotely wet for you but it doesn’t matter, because dry sex feels great!”

Real woman: If you don’t kiss me, caress me, and spend at least 20 minutes turning me on before penetration, I will be as dry as a stale piece of bread and just about as eager”. Don´t even attempt to put that penis in me, coz I will tell all my friends you are shit in bed. – Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Body hair.

Porn star: “Women don’t have hair anywhere except their head, and most of that is a weave!”

Real woman: “I will mostly only get rid of pubic hair when I am going on holiday and need to get into a skimpy bikini, it is quite intimidating and painful to lie with your legs akimbo while a stranger rips your lady garden out.

Discovering that your partner has a humongous penis.

Porn star: “Oh my God, you’ve got a cock the size of babies arm holding an orange! I love gigantic hard cocks, especially as I have no gag reflex and I love the taste of spunk!”

Real woman: “Oh My God SHIT. No way, if you put that in me it will come out of my mouth, I am too scared to let that anywhere near me. You´re dumped!”  – Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Giving a blowjob.

Porn star: “I love doing this! I love everything about this! I would definitely rather not be doing anything else!”

Real woman: “Is this working? It seems like it is. Should I be doing something else? Umm maybe I´ll Google it later. Please don´t jizz in my eye.”

Swallowing.

Porn star: “Mmmm, delicious, I wish I could buy this at the Supermarket!”

Real woman: “Please don’t cum in my mouth, please don´t cum in my mouth, Eeuurrrgh, you´ve cum in my mouth I am now gonna have to try and swallow without vomiting all over the place, whilst pretending it doesn’t taste like death.  – Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Anal sex. 

Porn star: “I’ve never felt such an intense orgasm, I love a good fisting up the arse.”

Real woman: “Why did I agree to do this? I wonder if his cock is covered in my shit. OMG please NO”

Receiving oral sex.

Porn star: “Oh baby you hit the spot every time, Yeah baby, you´re the best, i´ve cum 16 times already!”

Real woman: “OK, that’s kind of nice maybe a little to the left. No, up a bit down a bit. Whoops, NO, you´re trying to get your tongue up my bumhole”.

Having an orgasm.

Porn star: “Yeah baby, harder, faster, deeper, harder, faster, deeper, cum gallons, until I am drowning in your spunk”.  – Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Real woman: “Yeah baby, pulls a few weird faces, looks a bit flustered, makes lots of Ooh´s and Aah´s and wriggles a lot”.

Afterwards Sex.

Porn star: “Again, again! Bravo! More”.

Real woman: “Cuddle me. Then we can eat snacks and watch TV”  – Porn Star Versus Real Woman  in Sex.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex. – See the difference. 😉 God porn girls do a good job of faking, it balances out though. As long as you don’t go into sex expecting it to be like a porno. We hope you enjoyed and we will be doing more and more articles like this so bookmark the site so you can always find out the latest sex advice, tips and toys. – Mr Male Sex Toy Blog.

Porn Star Versus Real Woman in Sex.

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