Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men – I like to laugh and have a good time, I figured what would be the best way to do this? Well I figured a funny sex toy? So I’ve taken some time out to find the top 10 funniest sex toys that you guys have to try. I’m not going to lie some of these look weird and others look F$#@ing awesome! Hopefully you’ll enjoy and if you do then please share and hit one of the buttons below and share the funny times. – Mr Male Sex Toys Blog. 

10. Fleshlight Blade Realistic Vagina Male Masturbator

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

I think we can all agree that this is awesome in a weird and unusual way, it’s a fleshlight that is meant to be like having sex with a Roman girl I guess, it’s got a Roman like case and the inside texture is made to feel like it.

In a way this is pretty awesome and in another way it’s extremely random. I think it’s definitely a win and I think every one can laugh at the hotness of this toy with me? No? On my own I guess.

Where To Buy: Fleshlight Blade Realistic Vagina Male Masturbator

Price: $79.99 

9. Double Penetrator Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

This is something that only a few of you will enjoy this next toy, it’s to really enjoy that threesome feeling. You basically connect it to your cock and it works like a cock ring, but it’s got a few secret weapons, 1 it will make your erection harder and give you a better more healthy boner.

Then it will also double penetrate your partner, giving her a whole new type of stimulation, this can help you reach climax and also help her reach an intense and full body orgasm.

Where To Buy: Double Penetrator Vibrating Rabbit Cock Ring

Price: $38.99 

8. Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Hahaha, this had to be in the top 10 funniest sex toys of all time, it’s a can that will pleasure you to the point of an intense orgasm. It’s pretty damn special and I do have to admit I think it’s an amazing idea.

No more risk about people finding my sex toy and no more hiding it in my braw or in a retarded place! I say that now until people work out what it is and I look like a dick.

Either way it’s still a very good idea and I think all of us men can take a minute to understand the importance of sex toys like this? Right? I really hope so.

This is one of my favourite toys on the list and I think if you let it, it will be your’s too. Just remember to buy lots of lube, because it will be a wild night with one of these fleshlights.

Where To Buy: Fleshlight Sex in a Can Lady Lager

Price: $63.99 

7. Glow in the Dark Love Rings

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

I’m not sure the value of glow in the dark cock rings but I can see the funniness and the banter that can be shared between the man and his partner. With this you’ll be able to last longer in bed, have a harder erection, light up the way so you can get it in with no problem, and create a good ambiance all at the same time, “Winning” and Charily Sheen would say.

Where To Buy: Glow in the Dark Love Rings

Price: $6.99 

6. Kimmi Lovecok Realistic Sex Doll

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Anyone like to F$#k Dolls? Well when they look as hot as Kimmi Lovecok, I’d have to say yes. If you want to have a kind of awkward but fun sex experience then I think the Kimmi love doll really is the way to go.

You’ve be able to do her in all her amazing holes and it’s even better than a normal sex toy because of the size and the role play you can have.

So you ready to lose your sex toy virginity? Well I think you should be! “You here that boys? That’s the sound of balls deep action!” Why do I make these jokes?

Where To Buy: Kimmi Lovecok Realistic Sex Doll

Price: $194.99 

5. Meiki Utensil Race Proof 007 Sarah Realistic Vagina Masturbator

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

This isn’t no sex toy to laugh at, this sex toy is by far the most realistic vagina you’ll ever have in a sex toy, it’s funny because it’s so real and it’s even made with a sex toy like material that will really take you back and make you see the power of a sex toy.

It’s better than anything I think you’ll find, so if you’re wanting a really real sex toy then you should treat yourself to this bad girl.

Where To Buy: Meiki Utensil Race Proof 007 Sarah Realistic Vagina Masturbator

Price: $119.99 

4. Foxy Roxy Vibrating Sex Doll

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Got another doll! Are you ready for it? This one comes with vibrations, yes vibrations. It’s packed full of everything you need to really make the most of your doll and you’d be surprised just how good a vibration sex toy can be.

Where To Buy: Foxy Roxy Vibrating Sex Doll

Price:  $52.99 

3. HEPS Fantastic Oral Sex Simulator Male Masturbator

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Are you more of a blow job kind of guy? Well if you are then don’t worry! I’m going to show you one of the weirdest blow job toy’s money can buy!

This is the ultimate oral sex simulator and yes it really does simulate oral sex. It’s way to real and I think once me start using these there will really be no need to make your partner give you oral sex, wait a second, did I just say that? Shitttt. It’s a risky business when you use toys that are this good as you’ll be surprised how fun orgasms on tap are.

Where To Buy: HEPS Fantastic Oral Sex Simulator Male Masturbator

Price: $144.99 

2. Dianna Stretch Deep Penetration Blow-Up Sex Doll

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Last sex doll on the list and we’re really trying to end this sex doll thing with a band. This girl is by far one of the best sex dolls you can get, you can enjoy her anus and puss and even her tits.

She has a mouth ready for you to play with and is really just every sex toy you need all in one. You’ll be surprised what you can do with a sex toy like this and surprised you should be.

Where To Buy: Dianna Stretch Deep Penetration Blow-Up Sex Doll

Price: $24.99 

1. Alien Fleshlight Ice

Top 10 Funniest Sex Toys Of All Time For Men

Saved the best to last! OMG… It’s an alien!! Yes this is an alien fleshlight!! I mean how cool can it get? All you star treck and star wars fans will be over the moon.

You can now complete all your fantasies and make everything you wanted come to life. This fleshlight really is amazing and even though you do have to get passed the houmures side of it but once you do then it’s just an awesome sex toys.

Where To Buy: Alien Fleshlight Ice

Price: $99.99 

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